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copymaster003
02-20-2003, 04:30 PM
I hope everyone had fun a few weeks ago drinking up, gambling, watching moives, and talking dirty to each other in my downstairs bachelor pad.

Just wanted to let everyone know what I do.... even though I passed out my cards.

I work for NEW YORK LIFE and am a registered rep for NYLIFE Securities. If anyone needs any:

Retirement Programs set-up (401k's, IRA's, ROTH-IRA's, Annuties, SEP, TSA's)

College Funding (even if you are like Ray Wong and are on the 38 year plan)

Insurance (Life Insurance, Life Insurance for Mortgage Protection and Acceleration, Health Insurance, Long-Term Care, :( Sorry, no car insurance)

Investments (Mutual Fund Accounts, tax-deferred savings etc etc, Brokerage Accounts)

for themself or their parents, friends, ect. let me know. I am trying to build a strong client base and am trying to get my name out there and I figure friends are the first group of people who I should be a resource to. So if anyone has any financial related questions or need help reading their Retiremnet Account Statements, FEEL FREE TO CALL (each call will be charged $5.99 the first min. and $1.99 each minute thereafter, lol) This way, everyone can become my client, so that I can throw more parties and so that Richard can get free Alcohol and get drunk and Elbert can have a place to roll his joints... haa haa

And Yes, everyone can get a FREE Calendar, Key Chain, ect ect. compliments of NYLIFE.

Just an interesting fact: If you began to put away $100 a month into an account that was taxed deferred (meaning no taxes on your earnings, your interest just compounds like how a credit card charges you) and the account returned 8% consistently. By the time you retire or age 65, you would have over 1-million dollars. Yes, US Dollars not YEN!

admin
02-20-2003, 04:41 PM
Posts For Commercial Organizations Not Directly Affiliated with Helluvafast.com Are Not Allowed

Not Directly Affiliated = Ray C. doesn't get any cut of the profits

This will be your first and last warning, or you will be banned. Or worse yet... you will be under her/him/shim/herm whatever the fuck that is...

admin
02-20-2003, 04:45 PM
with that said and I have shown my POWER!!!, Danny can you drive me home from work later? Give me a call, thanks. I appreciate it. :D

copymaster003
02-20-2003, 05:03 PM
Don't you go pissing me off. I can very easily do some PHOTOSHOP magic and WAA-LAA lookey lookey who could be the one laying down on that nice soft bed! J/K

And I already gave you free stuff so I should be able to SPAM all I want. And besides, advertising here is cheaper than the newspaper. lol

P.S. Sure, where do you need me to pick you up at?

DOHC-LSR
02-20-2003, 05:15 PM
naw, I'm not even at work.... just playin... post whore all you want... :D

affro
02-21-2003, 11:11 AM
Hey you whore, I'm really really interested in the free calendar and key chain....BUT what kind of key chain is this...I wan't the flexible material kind keychain, not cheapo plastic (cuz it rips holezezez in your pockets and I can't afford to fix holes).

As for the calendar, please tear off the first page that says NEW York LIFE before you give it to me (oh and take off your business card also).

Feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns.

owned by holes in my pockets

DOHC-LSR
03-04-2003, 02:27 AM
what other "Insurance" you sell guy?