Who still believes in *santa claus*

[Hi_iM_LiSa]

So....just wondering.Who here still believes Santa MaClaus is real.Nonetheless ever believed he/she was/is real?? http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/otn/holiday/noel.gifIn my honest opinion, I truely believe hes just a obese brotha who enjoys people sitting on his lap. yack*

btw:http://jeeptalk.org/crack/smilies/kao/otn/douga25.gif *what the hell is this..a dancing log?! With no doubt..the more you stare the more you can't stop staring..

[OneBoredBew]

i do. i believe there is Santa somewhere that will bring me light aka HIDS!!! and also along in his bag of goodies is an turbo kit, some nice candy oh man gotta have the ALMOND ROCA!! http://www.23rdavenue.net/forum/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

and hmm about the lap thing are u hinting that santa is a sick lil bastard that gets his jollies off wen lil kids sit on his lap?

where u get that log? i dont have one!!! =(

[ELrique Wonglasius]

i believe santa clause is a character corporate america created to scam us into buying tacky seasonal products thatll end up breaking or being thrown away, and scamming us into this "christmas shopping" crap to make us buy shit for people we dont like...no offense to u guys...well actually i dont really care cuz ur all jews! anyways, christmas is a scam! aint no christmas in china! thats y im proposing we create our own holiday, where jolly 'ol saint nick will be replaced with Mao Tse Tung, and instead of buying everyone hella shit, we can just share food rations and watch that bruce lee movie where he kicks kareem abdul jabar's ass. happy Kwanzaa guys!
oh yea n wens chinese new year? im broke

[spooky0317]

alright lets put this to the test...

"santa i would like an e46 topaz blue m3 for chirstmas with the all season floormats, the optional factory 19s, the coat hanger accessory, the illuminated shifter (if its smg its ok too), and the trailer accessory."

"oops o yea... and if possible also that controllable atmospheric car bubble. thanks."

alright ill tell you ppls if i get this stuffs on christmas day.

so dennis...is that the *hint hint* of wat u want us to get u on ur bday.....haha....and for santa clause...the guy the supposedly gets off have kids sit on his lap.....so are u sayin that guy at the mall is havin the time of his life with that LONG LONG line of kids...that's just sickening!!!! but anywho..i'm gonna steal those pics and add them to my mini collection...!!!!
~al (the one that has many mini pics!)

shit..for a fully loaded M3 i'll let santa clause beat off on me http://www.23rdavenue.net/forum/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/werd.gif

[spooky0317]

Quote[/b] (LuKChuT @ Dec. 07 2002)]shit..for a fully loaded M3 i'll let santa clause beat off on me http://www.23rdavenue.net/forum/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/werd.gif
JIMINEY CRICKET!... YEA... ITS KEWL...

[DOHC-LSR]

I'm sorry, butt you guys are stupid and ignorant. How can you ask if Santa Claus exists? Do you not see him in the malls? I see him all the time! In different malls, damn he does sure get around! But that doesn't mean he drive a fast car or has a fast car or knows anything about fast cars. Santa does NOT know everything, he just knows who's been naughty and nice. You guys are confusing Santa with GOD, now GOD... he is the one who knows everything. And I don't think Santa will know anything about the HIDs, M3, and Turbo kits you guys request. I mean for crying out loud the man drives/rides a sleigh with Raindeers pulling it. You would have better chances asking for a Pony. Also doesn't Santa live at the North Pole with his Elves? And aren't the Elves the one who makes all the gifts? The Elves would take forever to build a M3 from scratch and than you want Santa to put that thing into his sleigh and have the Raindeers pull it?

Now remember... no one is ever mad.. you guys aren't really THAT stupid and IG-NANT... I was setting the mood... http://www.23rdavenue.net/forum/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/drool.gif

hahaha...oh man...good point..hm...maybe i would want several ponies..the i can sell them all and use the money to buy a wonder car...hm...maybe one with reindeers so i can travel in style like santa.....
~al

[spooky0317]

damn ray ur gonna be one of those dads that tell their kids that they are stupid and put em down for having wishes/dreams huh?

[DOHC-LSR]

no no no... you must have speed readedededed through my post. I said there IS a Santa and I KNOW he's is real... and its dumb to even question his existance. Because I have seen him MANY MANY times (mostly at the mall). I wouldn't be mean to my kids, I'd just tell them to be more realistic. I just don't think Santa is the same as GOD almighty... he can't make just anything happen... think of the poor elves who would have to learn how to build a Turbo or a M3 from scratch! ANd you know they are short and they can't reach the peddles. So you'll probably have one elf on the gas, another on the brake, a third controlling the wheel, and a fourth standing on the dash watching out for where to go.. with that kinda team work going and the busy busy spirit of X-mas... a elf can get hurt...

[DOHC-LSR]

think of the elves....

[iNtEgRiTy cHiCk]

uh oh ray. u forgot about one thing. you gotta have a elf on the clutch and another shifting into gears remember?? not all cars are auto y'knoe?! hehehe.

oh man...considering the elves..i think we should all write a letter to santa tellin him to give the elves a well deserved raise...unless i see coal in my stocking..then i will write a long long long letter of complaint about my need for an old stove to use my new found coal!
~al

[spooky0317]

Quote[/b] (DOHC-LS-Ray @ Dec. 09 2002)]think of the poor elves who would have to learn how to *build a Turbo or a M3 from scratch! *ANd you know they are short and they can't reach the peddles. *So you'll probably have one elf on the gas, another on the brake, a third controlling the wheel, and a fourth standing on the dash watching out for where to go.. with that kinda team work going and the busy busy spirit of X-mas... a elf can get hurt...
hahah lol o man ray...