- Dick Head can get credit cards now too
- Woman Arrested After Attempting to Open Airplane Door Mid-Flight
- A US man was taken to hospital after having his testicles stuck in a padlock
- The California Highway Patrol plans to beef up patrols throughout the Bay Area
- Korean man dies after 50 hours of computer games
- $5 Million Granted for California Crackdown on Modified Cars
- If you shoplift from Walmart and they catch you, you die! in the parking lot
- "bumvertising" do you know what it is?
- new wave of broadband
- Bitch Dog Gets Comcast Cable Bill, wants her named changed on bill
- 2006 Honda Preview in San Francisco Aug 22 6-9PM
- pregnant girls in high school/middle schools
- XXX marks the spot in truck accident, Pr0n is dirty!
- grand canyon gets a glass walkway, 4000ft high
- 'LoverSpy' creator indicted
- 40 year old virgins are filing lawsuits
- NEW ORLEANS - The evacuation of the Superdome was suspended Thursday because of fires
- Katrina Sparks Jump in Retail Gas Prices
- New Orleans Wal-Mart Is Still Open (Video)
- New Mexico Teens Learn Lap Dance Le$$on
- Some gas stations can't raise prices over $3.00
- ford recalls 3.8 million vehicles
- Cingular expelled from BBB for too many complaints
- 15 year old boy rapes his mom
- Ray W, you made a new movie?
- The smallest robot in the world.
- Chinese chimp quits smoking after 16 years
- Consumer Reports: Most reliable cars '06
- WAL-MART: The High Cost of Low Price
- Police: Woman Used Stolen Card in Lottery
- Man jailed for nude photos threat
- 2006 Toyota Corolla Compressor
- Robocop Marathon on Spike TV today!
- Three die playing catch with grenade
- Ship Blasted Pirates With Sonic Weapon
- Hwy 1 in San Fran, in front of the Cliffhouse
- ants eat woman's eye
- Pregnant 37-Year-Old Charged With Molesting 15-Year-Old Husband
- it's A-OK to take pictures up women's skirts and down their blouses, as long as you..
- Man Seeking Taxi Hops Into Police Car
- Police Hit Man in Genitals With Taser
- A German man drank too much, wet his bed and set fire to his
- chinese liquid condom
- teenage girl dies with boyfriend's nuts in mouth
- guy has sex during sleep
- Air Marshal Kills Passenger, Citing Threat
- Cop Said to Taser Partner After Soda Fight
- Wrong-Way Driver Causes Horrific 280 Crash; Two Die
- Man Dates Gal On Internet For Six Months -- And It Turns Out She's His Mother!
- Man Allegedly Tries to Alter Ticket
- You've got mail, and maybe gonorrhea
- Man stabbed during game of Monopoly
- Teen Pleads Guilty After Blog Confession
- Polite Bank Robber Waits to Be Arrested
- Group sex club patrons swinging free
- Pricey coffee good to the last dropping
- UK: Passenger Foils Speed Camera Trick
- Miffed man pays bank bill a penny at a time
- Mouse Thrown Into Fire Sets Home Ablaze
- Woman Who Died in '03 Left in Front of TV
- Firemen's party ends in fire station blaze
- Driver ticketed in carpool lane cites fetus as passenger
- Naked News breaking in Japan market
- Starbucks 'bomb' was only a
- Man Solves Rubik's Cube in 11.13 Seconds
- N.Y. Man Gets Corvette Back After 37 Years
- It helps to be gay or LESBIAN if you want more pay: study
- Whatever you do, don't call for the nurse..
- Naked guy killed by Pick-Up truck on Alemany Blvd.
- Toyota Moving Up in NASCAR
- Hiccups lead to two deaths
- Migrant workers in south China are wearing adult diapers on packed trains
- Alleged Crack Dealer Uses Business Cards
- Robot receptionists to debut in Japan... only in Japan
- Driver Distracted by Pr0n
- Bill Gates got too much money for Tax computer to handle
- Sheriff’s deputy shooting an unarmed Air Force policeman who recently returned from I
- Caught driving at 159 mph but cleared by a court of speeding
- Pigeons get GPS, Cellphones and more!
- Puppies smuggling in Heroin!
- Kama Sutra computer worm - February 3rd, 2006
- Driver Who Ran Out Of Gas Hit, Killed By Fuel Truck
- Arcade Claw Offers Live Lobster Prizes
- Teen Using Restroom Falls Out Bus Window
- 74 Poor Filipinos Died In Stampede
- Family Claims Soup Contained a Dead Mouse
- Japantown is for sale
- Students' Drinking Reported in Blogs
- Gang shooting around franklin square in SF.
- Colorado Woman Delivers Baby in a Toilet
- Stiletto workout: part of the heeling process
- ORLY Owl dead?
- Ind. House Wrongly Valued at $400 Million
- Woman Carrying Human Head Arrested in Fla.
- X-Rated Fortune Cookies Top Off Fundraiser
- Requirement to add ethanol revoked EPA frees state from mandate for fuel additive
- mourners at funerals using camera phones to capture a final picture of the deceased
- A German youth who tied himself to a foldaway bed because he was bored
- Teflon Chemical a Likely Carcinogen
- Tax Refund loans from H&R Block
- Kiss Sends Man to Prison - for Life
- CHP Killed in Modesto During Traffice Stop
- Airlines lost 10,000 bags a day in '05
- Fla. Man Kills Roommate Over Toilet Paper
- Former Stripper Not Typical Evangelical
- Angry would-be employer sends young lawyer's email far and wide
- Pencil in penis backfires
- Would-be rock star plunges from bed to death
- Injured woman can sue Postal Service
- Customers Cook Up Trouble With Fake Penis
- Psycho Path Voted Wackiest Street Name
- Distillery to Revive 184-Proof Whisky
- Probation Card Found at Burglary Scene
- 'Brokeback' named Hollywood word of the year
- BERKELEY Ice rink to sell rather than upgrade cooling system
- Problems with his pasport...
- Beijing Starts Campaign to End Spitting
- Boy, 12, Sticks Gum on $1.5M Painting
- The New $10 Bill
- Fla. Man Showing Off OnStar Arrested
- Poker's best come to San Jose for tournament
- Jessica Alba is cover girl for March 2006 Playboy Magazine
- Nipple Pincher Gets Juvenile Detention
- Woman Allegedly Fakes Death Over Traffic Tickets
- Police ID Jogger Struck By Car In S.F.'s Presidio
- Teenager gives birth to surprise baby
- Court says oral sex law violates rights
- Carquinez Bridge is coming down
- furry blond lobster found
- Pair Suing Hotel Over Bedbugs Bites Return
- Man Arrested for Alleged Acts With Lamb
- Something they don't teach at driving school
- Inflatable sex dolls to fight machismo
- Motorist's brakes fail at 135mph
- Woman Gets Beer From Her Kitchen Faucet
- Naked wedding photos a hit in once conservative China
- Man Wins 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' Contest
- Motorcyclist Clocked at 155 Mph Jailed
- Woman Shows Off Five-Pound Monster Mango
- Fake $1 Billion Bill Found in LA apartment
- Marijuana again tied to memory problems
- Now THERE'S a couple that knows how to fight!
- Man Hits His Own Car Then Sues Himself
- Town Auctioned on eBay Up for Sale Again
- Pregnant Teen Waitress Gets $1,000 Tip
- This is how they grow it in Tennessee
- Woman Charged With Biting Off Man's Tongue
- Man's Toddler Son Wanders Into Strip Club
- Man arrested after asking cops to test his new crack pipe
- Texas arresting people in bars for being drunk
- Break the law and live by a beach
- Indian told to leave wife after "divorce" in sleep
- Marines Try to Recruit 78-Year-Old Woman
- Brokeback Mountain truck will pay for college
- Man Is Charged $4,300 for Four Burgers
- Prostitutes retrain as nurses, tele-marketers
- Workaholics struggle to say "No" to work
- Judge: Move Sexy Billboards Away From Road
- April Fool's Day a Serious Joke in Europe
- McDonald's Unveils 'Online Casting Call'
- Apple Launches Software to Run Windows XP
- Mouth Grills Become Flashy Fashion Trend
- Online Ads Offer Rooms in Return for Sex
- "Monster rabbit" targets vegetable patch
- Man Gets $218 Trillion Phone Bill
- Woman tricks herself out of reward
- Woman, 82, Gets Ticket for Slow Crossing
- Two Charged With Filing Fake Obituary
- RICHMOND Graduates must pass exit exam Board rejects plan to bypass state test
- A lot of dough: 85-pound sandwich to go on sale in London
- It's official -- beans make you fart
- Police return $42,000 thrown out with trash
- Postcard Sent Back With 1956 Postmark
- Pa. Man Kills Girlfriend Over Sandwiches
- Man Accused of Changing Traffic Lights
- Air Force One Subject of Internet Hoax
- Judge: Web-Surfing Worker Can't Be Fired
- Phony doctor gives free breast exams
- Schools may ban hurtful T-shirt slogans
- Police See Paranormal Activity in Pub
- Cars on Fire at 18th St. x Castro
- Italy restaurant fined for "cruel" lobster display
- U.S. Prepares for 'Day Without Immigrants'
- Woman, 62, Fights $1,431 Cable Porn Bill
- 'Small' penis drives teenager to suicide
- Thieves gas themselves in cyanide heist blunder
- Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet
- High Prices Force Man to Take Gas
- Family Kicked Out of Buffet Restaurant
- Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors
- Power Is Shut Off Over One Cent
- If you're THAT drunk, then don't steal a car!
- Texas Takes Aim at 'Gas Pill'
- Girl, 10, Goes for Drive, Hits Other Cars
- Friends Repay Joker With Human-Cage Prank
- Gas station's shocking sign of times
- Armless man stopped for speeding
- Philosopher, scientist, farmer crack chicken-egg question
- Pedophiles to launch political party
- Clerk says scanty attire was distraction
- Would-be robber asks bank how to do it
- Calif. motorist dies in apparent car chase
- Pranksters Glue Classroom Doors Shut at SJ High
- Kickball Is Back....
- PartyGaming's Billionaire Dikshit Quits Board
- 31 Albertsons to close
- Jack the cat chases black bear up tree
- Woman cited for exposing herself in store
- Principal Shot with Pellet Gun on Graduation
- Wyoming woman finds strange man in bed
- worker has been fired and another demoted following allegations they were involved in
- Man survives elevator ordeal with cookies
- E.Coli in Bagged Salads
- Naked man takes 'risk', gets shot at
- Plumber finds drugs in bathroom vanity
- Twinkie Burritos? Twinkie Lasagna?
- Dell investigating exploding laptop incident
- Operation removes lightbulb from anus
- Woman auctions herself with her Ferrari
- Drive-thru pot smoke gives pair away
- Are flip-flops damaging your career?
- Teen's name changed after years of mockery
- Hearse driver fined for speeding
- Top 10 pick-up lines? Don't get too excited.
- China launches Web site to teach Chinese
- Cruise from hell inquest reveals sex predators, death
- 5 Million Free Slurpees At 7-Eleven
- Texas school district bans grillz
- Sony pulls controversial Dutch PSP ad
- "Wear nice pants" - police tell women drinkers
- Woman asks 911 to send 'cutie pie' deputy
- Flaming dog meat sets Chinese school afire
- Unique bottle of tequila sold for $225,000
- Missile falls off truck onto New York highway
- Are you a woman going solo? Try a blow-up man
- New Monopoly game uses debit card, no cash
- Lance Bass: 'I'm Gay'
- Muni disruption expected to continue through evening
- Apparently "forever" has been over-rated
- NORTHERN CALIFORNIA - Mild earthquake felt from Ukiah to S.F.
- Abusing their power by abusing their power...
- Woman gets stuck on toilet, suffers burns
- Slot machine multiplies deposit by 10
- Major Alaska oil field shut downMajor Alaska oil field shut down
- SFPD seeks man in Golden Gate Park assault
- U.K. Store Worker Fired by Text Message
- You know anybody who needs an "anti-stupid" pill?
- Hundreds expected to come to Masturbate-a-thon
- Terror Plot... Code Orange
- Feeling blue, say 'I do'